Posted by
Thomas Paine on Sunday, June 01, 2008 12:55:52 AM
People are stupid! I manage a local hardware store and I would like to tell you of a stupid man that is typical of our uninformed population.
It is spring in Our Great Nation. I come to work, and I notice that three huge heaters have been delivered to my store. They are a "special order" from a customer. I wonder for a few days why someone would order almost $700 worth of heaters at the very end of May.
Today, the customer came in and I found out. He is very liberal and told us all about how Saudi Arabia is about to cut the United States off of our oil supplly. He said that he will be prepaired for this and recommended that we all do the same thing. (Winters in Minnesota are cold!)
Seems that he gets his information from
www.themoonismadeofgreencheese.org . First, most of our oil comes from Canada and Mexico. Second, we have about a 60 year supply of oil in reserve in the United States. Third, (hold on to your hats)... the heaters that he bought were Kerosene heaters!
Please, may God help us.